dicklomatic immunity

When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.

That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.

dicklomatic immunity by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016

Dicklomatic Relations 

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

Dicklomatic Relations by baggins231 January 11, 2010

dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.

My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.

dicklomatic immunity by Bongman7 October 16, 2006

Dicklomatic Immunity

Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.

Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!

Dicklomatic Immunity by plasticpb July 7, 2014

Bichromatic 

Consisting of 2 colors, usually blue and purple.

Angel's new necklace is bichromatic with fantastic fire lines.

Bichromatic by Yatch5050 September 1, 2010

dickomatic 

Term for any fuck machine with attachable dildo used for female or homosexual masturbation.

Stacy really loves her multi-speed dickomatic. She even bought the 10 inch super pound-her dildo attachment.

dickomatic by BDR1968 July 23, 2009

distromatic

Distromatic is a commonly used word similar to the word bitch When someone is being a distromatic they're either being annoying, weird, horny and bitchy

Dude1:BRO have you texted Maddy yet?
Dude2:nah bro she's distromatic
Dude1: you right, she can be a bitch sometime

distromatic by ThOt_DeStRoYeR1000 February 11, 2018