Diched

A misspelling of the word Dickhead used by dickheads in a misguided attempt to sound cool.

Andrew: I may be a dickhead but at least I'm not a diched

by DefinedbyCK July 29, 2018

Diche

A descriptive and exclamatory adjecive used to describe any person, situation, or thing which is by nature either exceedingly baller or unparalleled in clout.
Anything that is "diche" is characteristically massive in quantity, superior in quality, and masterful in delivery. On a scale from one to ten, "diche" actually converts from numbers to the letters O.G.

Dead Guy at the Perly Gates: "After I found the briefcase of money, just before my lawyer called me to tell me I won both my marital AND corporate lawsuits, I got run over by a city bus."

God: "God! that's so un-dicheful. Let him in."

OR (as an exclamatory adjective)

Dude#1: "Not only did I escape away with the drugs, but the cop cars behind me crashed into each other and the piglets inside were sent flying through their windshields!"
Dude#2: "Diche!!"

by HeroicFlow January 31, 2008

Dich

An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.

I sucked his dich and accidently barfed into his urethra, now he's got like 4 STDs

by anonymous|unknown March 1, 2015

Diche

A clever blend of the words dick and douche allowing you to label a person as both in one convenient and compact package.

SexyladyXXX72: Dude, if you liked that movie you're a stupid dumbass faggot.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.

by Kavurcen April 27, 2009

Diche

(adj.) (slang) More than one douche; Every type of Douche combined

-Those guys are diche!
-Dude, you're such a Diche

by Den Cipracle November 15, 2010

Diche

(pronounced as dish)

a mix between a dick and a douche.

a guy who is a real asshole.

wow sam is such a dish. i mean hes so much a dish he is a full course meal.

by sHANNONNNN August 16, 2005

Dich

This is a German word. It is pronounced *dick* in the German language it means you.-not meant to be used inappropriately-

English Music teacher- ok class now his word is dich *says dick* it means you in German

Class- *cracks up* now I actually like music class.

English music teacher- *laughs* ok class shush

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 4, 2019