| 1. | Computerspoon | ||
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The spoon kept near your personal computer.
Used to decrease the time it takes for yummy, yummy pre-packaged snacks (yogurt, jelly, diced fruit etc.)to get from the container to your belly. Aids in streamlining the afternoon snack process. To be changed\rotated at the discretion of the user. Paul: Ahh...home after a long day of school *gets fruit cup from fridge*
Hm...I will now need a spoon so as not to spill on myself...I COULD walk to the kitchen, or I could use my handy, dandy COMPUTERSPOON! |
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| 2. | diced apples | ||
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Apples that have been cut into cubes. I can't believe that ho diced my apples. biaatchh.. I hate diced apples.
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| 3. | fruit salad | ||
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A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people. Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.
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| 4. | Wapatuli | ||
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Mid-West collage party drink or WapParty
Each guest to the party brings a bottle of alcohol. All the alcohol is mixed in a large garbage can or other suitable container. Several different kinds of juice are added along with sliced apples, oranges, kiwi, pineapple, papaya. Just about any kind of fruit will work. It is best served over ice in a plastic cup. There are several different recipes. It is also called:Wapatui, wapatooly, wapatoolie, hairy buffalo, Jesus juice, trashcan punch, Tequila punch Quick Wap
1 large can of fruit cocktail 1 bottle rum 1 bottle vodka 1 bottle gin 1 bottle southern comfort whiskey Standard Wapatuli 3 bottle 750 ml Blts each Gin Rum Vodka 5 Gallons Apple Cider 5 Gallons Lemonade 5 Gallons Orange Juice 1 Case Beer 30 Lbs Ice Chop Up Pineapple, Oranges, Melons, or Your Choice of Fruit Collins Wapatuli 1 gallon of Vodka 1 bottle of Tom Collins Mix 2 cans of Pineapple (Diced) 2 Apples (Diced) 2 Kiwis (Sliced) 1 Lime (Sliced) Fruit Punch (To taste) Sugar (To taste) TEQUILA Wapatuli 2 lemons, 2 limes, 2 oranges, ice, cup of sugar 5th of TEQUILA Shake for an ½ hour |
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| 5. | Cantalope | ||
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The melon of the future Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No Mom:But its the melon of the future |
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