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Dickazzling 

Similar to the vajazzling, dickazzling is the art of bedazzling your dick. Most commonly done by homosexuals.
Nate missed the tourney last weekend. He was getting some dickazzling done.
Dickazzling by YellaBird March 13, 2010

didazzle 

to decorate a man's adult area with jewels/crystals so as to dazzle

or like, to wear a sparkly bracelet on your dick
oh yeah, I didazzled with your bracelet after you left this morning, just wanted my grown up parts to feel special

male version of vajazzle

dildizzle 

Big, plastic penis. Black girls can fit two in their buttholes easily.
"man, check out rashonda, she's got the record, five dildizzles in that ass!"
dildizzle by Eric June 10, 2006

dicizzleor dickizzle 

dick,penis,male organ,cock
1 kid>nicedicizzle
2nd kid>thanks
dicizzleor dickizzle by vero December 17, 2003

Dispazzled 

A feeling of mental disorientation causing poor attention to task in hand also causing a feeling of mild dispair.
Working on a project that is being hindered by random thoughts and mental muttering. Results in very poor quality work in which would render you a spaz in the eyes of your peers, causing the feeling of being dispazzled
Dispazzled by Jackoslavia March 2, 2014

Dickjazzler 

The male alternative to a female vajazzle. The reason for the "er" at the end is because men have a meat and two veg i.e penis and balls vs a single fanny hole also known as a vagina or cunt.
A dickjazzler, also spelled dickgazzle or glitter penis is a form of genital decoration, formed by the application of crystal ornaments on the shaved mons pubis of a man.

When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.
Dickjazzler by seojoe August 3, 2022