Madden 10-dinitis

A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.

Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.

Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?

Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?

Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.

Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?

Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!

Madden 10-dinitis by Derek Juntunen August 14, 2009

lost in digitisation 

Humour, sarcasm, irony etc losing its effect when told over SMS, IM or other social networking media.

Person 1: "Hey, did you get that hilarious text message I sent you yesterday afternoon?"

Person 2: "Oh, that was a joke? I thought you were serious!"

Person 1: "Man, I hate it when my sharp wit gets lost in digitisation!"

lost in digitisation by aundii September 15, 2010

digitis infamous 

The 3rd digit; The middle finger.

Flex your forearm, clench your fist, and extend the digitis infamous.

digitis infamous by Anatomy Student July 2, 2009

Dabitis 

Your arms get all red and itchy as they swell up into a dabing position. After 72 hours of this your arms will spasticaly dab left and right. The only cure is to get an education.

Oh crap! Looks like John caught Dabitis! Hope he can make to a school soon and learn something!

Dabitis by fricker101 August 29, 2018

dabitis 

The condition that causes people to dab. It's a form of cancer.

Bae: I see you writing Urban Dictionary definitions for dab, are you okay?
Guy: I'm sorry, I've caught... dabitis

dabitis by Robbie Rotten Fan Number One April 2, 2017

Digitise 

Scottish term meaning to sexually stimulate a woman with ones finger, This move has been known to be a stealthy manouver, commonly used on busy dance floors, Disco's etc...

"I was dancing with this bird and I tried to digitise her but she was having none of it..."

Digitise by Lindsay Cunningam January 29, 2007

dirbitis 

Becoming Ill by Doing It Real Big.

Smitty has dirbitis - he's always getting sick at big parties and on road trips.

dirbitis by Buddy Toledo September 30, 2008