Liquid shit, lots of farts and pain in the ass. Watch out for it becuse there is nothing you can do agianst it. Here is a description of a really bad case of diarrhea.
Emily was the sexiest girl in the high school. A chubby brunette with a great body. But one day in the first school hour Emilys stomach rumbled. She had diarrhea. It was only by holding her anus tight and squeezing her butt cheeks tight together that she managed to hold it in. Just doing that was painful. Then after a hard day of holding the diarrhea in she rushed home. The boys coming bye on her way home was looking on her butt thinking it was sexy, not knowing that behind these was several liters of diarrhea waiting to be unleashed.

She got home and pulled crying her jeans down and placed her enormous butt on the toilet, just in time. The diarrhea came crackling out with such force that her anus was expanded until a soccer ball would be able to fit in it. Her butt cheeks was ripped long away from each other, and covered in the diarrhea that crackled out of her beautiful ass. Because of that she was screaming in pain and horror. Flies in the bathroom dropped dead from the smell of her shitting. It sounded like a great amount of wet sticky mud that together with compressed air was forced out of a too little hole. The diarrhea was also splatting onto the walls. Long after her stomach was finally empty.
The toilet was filled with shit, still bubbling with her methane gas. The toilet had broken under her bombing butt. She rushed to fix it all and soon the bathroom was good as new. In Monday she came to the school and the boys was thinking that her giant butt was sexy.
by ubtruk June 08, 2011
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Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.
by thetwentythirdgod September 16, 2003
When you piss out your asshole
After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
A poop smoothie.
Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too
When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea!
by CommunistWithAGun January 01, 2004
Tabasco sauce on your anus while you poop
10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea!
by blunted January 25, 2005
Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.
Your face smells like fucking diarrhea
by Rizz March 07, 2005
A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.
Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"
by A1 December 03, 2004

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