|43.||7-11's other tax|
when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.
cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
The immediate need to take a shit after eating.
Tony had to Smusz after our lunch break
It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.
If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.
When you just take a huge dump, but theres still a bunch of shit in your ass, and you have absolutely no way of getting rid of it besides getting a bunch of toilet paper and scoopin that shit out by hand, which has about the same consistancy as smooth butter.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"I took a little shit, but it turns out there was some anal butter"
any kind of disgusting freezer food that can be tossed into the microwave and made in 10 minutes or less. usually made while drunk or high. great for the munchies. convenience is key.
guy1: uuhh god! im so damn hungry
guy2: totally dude
guy2: is mcnasty still open???
guy1: shit! its 4 A.M. no way its open..and im too stoned to drive
guy2: !!!i know!!! find some microwave nasty! hell yea!
guy1: yea baby! hot pockets! i hope these don't give me diareah...
Making a show for her was Comedy Centrals WORST decesion. Often does bad acts and just plain not entertaining. When carlos mencia, or dave chappelle do racial jokes, they are funny. But when Sarah does it, it just sounds cold. Here is an example from a comedy show:
"I dont know why she got mad at me, I think i mentioned something about giving a mexican a blowjob then having diareah afterwards. Their dirty. Someone once caught me backstage and said, 'Guess what? Im a mexican and I dont stink'. And I felt so bad, I tried to express to her... you cant smell yourself"
...cold Sarah Silverman
Refrain from cleaning your asshole for two weeks. Then request a rim job from a girl.
"I gave her the best Crust Demon last night"
"I was planning on giving her a Crusty Demon however the diareah i had last night required me to wipe."