Top Definition
The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?
by Telephony August 03, 2012

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