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1. dialup
1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.

2) See aol or hell.
Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*
by Pantyhose lover Jun 17, 2005 add a video
2. dialup
Incredibly shit.
Arwyn is a dialup
by anonymous May 2, 2003 add a video
3. dialup
An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I have the disease of dialup. :(
- Dude your computer is slow
-- dialup
- ohhh
by nick alvinator Jan 12, 2005 add a video
4. Dialup
Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?
Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.
5. dialup
An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I am a victim of the disease of dialup. :(
- Man your connection sucks
- Dialup
- ohhh
by nick alvinaotr Jan 11, 2005 add a video
6. dialup
An internet connection that once was the standard way to connect to the internet. Eventually, it was outmoded by DSL and other High-Speed connections. In many places, people are still unable to connect to high-speed internet and are forced to suffer in the hell that is slow downloads, unstable connections, and in some cases AOL.
"100 megs? I'm on dialup, that'll take hours!"
"Quit being a cheap pussy and get a real connection!"
"But I like AOL..."
"I'm never talking to you again."
7. dialup
To call a friend and ask for information from the internet.
"I'll dial-up Bill"
"Bill, are you at your computer? What time is 'The matrix' playing?"
by Josh Pelman Feb 9, 2005 add a video
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