Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.
“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”
The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve
Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.
A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda
1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.
2) See aol
Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose
off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake
I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*
an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed.
it sounds like a robot being tortured.
Pete- Sup dawg?
MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!
Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin?
MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!
1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k
2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general
1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up
2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.
a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.
Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!