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7. dial up
To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. *To vomit.
I feel ill. Im going to go dial up.
I got dial up all over my bathroom!
by eTX Oct 31, 2004 add a video
1. dial up
The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve
Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004 add a video
2. dial up
a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.
A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda
by Briam Sep 1, 2003 add a video
3. dial up
1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k

2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general
1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up

2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.
4. dial up
a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.
Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!
by Shadic Jan 10, 2005 add a video
5. Dial Up
A person who hasn't caught up with the 21st century.
If your cell phone flips open, you're on dial up.

If your car is wood-paneled, you're on dial up.

You're on dial up if your t.v. has a tube in it.
6. Dial Up
a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging
man quit being a dial up and get a move on.
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