| 57. | blast off country style | ||
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What happens after you get a "rumble in the bronx".To piss out your asshole. Hurry up. Pull over. I've got to blast off country style. Right now!
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| 58. | dusty trail | ||
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When one has diarhea on another companion's chest with a spraying effect I could give an awesome dusty trail right about now after eating that mexican food.
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| 59. | gumdrop | ||
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standing over a chicks head and taking a large diahrea on her face i gave shannon a big gumdrop
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| 60. | rectus expellarum | ||
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a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration. voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.
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| 61. | Formal Diarrhea | ||
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When you are away from home and are overcome with the urge to blow mud. The feeling is so fierce, that you must A. Go home to pour dung or B. Head to an establishment with a nice, clean bathroom setting. Tie preferred, no jacket required. "Man, I was at work and needed to broadcast feces, but there was a co-worker in the stall next to me. Rather than paint the bowel there, I headed home to have Formal Diarrhea ."
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| 62. | Tijuana two step | ||
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The two step dance jigged en route to the toilet after a particularly spicy meal - The dance is always performed with clenched buttocks to prevent the spray of rusty water and a look of distress is often worn on the face of the performer. Jesus! that vindaloo was a real ringstinger, i was dancing the Tijuana two step all bloody day!
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| 63. | lazy mexican | ||
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(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part. Man #1 - "That boss of ours is a real douche bag."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop." Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican." |
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