Car Diahrea 

After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo

no man not this road there are too many potholes im gonna get car diahrea

Car Diahrea by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011

Diahrea Bubble 

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.

"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
(Suggestion of running after this quote)

"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."

Diahrea Bubble by Jake March 2, 2005

verbal diahreah

It is also known as diahreah of the mouth, its when you open your mouth and the most stupid, asshole like bullshit just keeps pouring out. You just cant stop saying dumb moronic crap and land up making your self look like a complete idiot. This seems to occur all the time at board meetings at work. Usually when a boss has a break through idea, need I say more....

Wow! Mr Wizz has some great ideas to share at the meeting at 2pm, probably just another case of verbal diahreah again...

verbal diahreah by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

diahrea of the mouth 

a condition where somone speaks for a long period of time without makeing a rational point.

Somone suffering from diahrea of the mouth would explain situations as follows:

Like Sarah went to the mall to buy these shoes that were like so last season; and when I told her she was all like "like you would have any real fasion sense anyway" and I was like "like as if" and she was like "AS IF!!!" Can you believe her? I mean, you know?

diahrea of the mouth by JimRiech June 11, 2006

diahrreacharound 

1. Occurs when a woman is giving you a handjob from behind and you projectile shit all over her as you ejaculate. Can only be considered if fluids are exiting both orphuses simulatenously.
2. Also a good band name.

After eating some Mexican food, Jane and I went home and participated in our pregame festivities. Unfortunately for her, instead of just a hand job, I got a diahrreacharound.

diahrreacharound by Jack Potsnglue April 13, 2008

Diaherpaids 

Is the affliction where one person has diabetes, herpes and AIDS all at the same time. It is unplesant because you cant eat sugar, have unprotected sex or eat out hoes, which are the three best things ever, but probably the way you got Diaherpaids in the first place.

"hey man lets go beat up homless people tonight"
"i cant man, my Diaherpaids are flaring up again, and they rendered me dead"

Diaherpaids by Michael Henry May 2, 2006

Knowledge Diahorea 

when someone just spurts out random facts all the time.

'yeah, so anyway, last night on home and away...'
'did you know that...'
'SHUT THE HELL UP you always have Knowledge Diahorea !!!'

Knowledge Diahorea by brittney(Y) June 2, 2008