Johnny is (diacf) dying in a chemical fire.
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Son to mother: "Mom, your hair looks like shit today."
Mom to son: "Oh Honey, DIACF."
They both chuckle as Mom saturates Johnny with hydrazine. She then kicks him into the fireplace and laughs.
The chemicals turn Johnny into a human emulsion.
A more creative but unoriginal way to wish death upon some person or entity, meant to invoke the graphic image of burning to death in an inextinguishable blaze with no foreseeable outcome besides a slow and painful death.