The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phonedying.
I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.
Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.
The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.