disturbation 

The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.

Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.

disturbation by Anderem August 4, 2007

Texturbation 

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018

Disturbation 

Being disturbed , rattled, shook or disgusted about something to a strong point

Wow that gif radiated some massive disturbation there

Disturbation by TeacakeSloth November 22, 2019

Sexturbation

When you sext someone, and they don't respond, so you feel like you're talking to yourself, hence sexting yourself.

Why aren't you responding to my texts? This is more like sexturbation than sexting now.

Sexturbation by MsLizzie July 24, 2011

Disturbation 

The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.

Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.

Disturbation by Entry101 December 10, 2022

Texturbation 

Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.

"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"

Texturbation by TrinityUMC May 11, 2009

Disturbation 

Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.

The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.

Disturbation by FouyA August 13, 2003