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Dexterbate 

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.
The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.
Dexterbate by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

Mr. Dexter 

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.
Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.
Mr. Dexter by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

Deltora Quest

a really surprisingly good fantasy book series for "younger readers", but I'm in college and I still think they're pretty amazing. it is kind of like lord of the rings, but instead of taking a long journey to destroy something, the main characters are on a quest to make something (a magic belt) that'll help defeat the evil shadow lord.

each book involves them traveling to a new place in Deltora with a somewhat cheesy name (lake of tears, dread mountain, etc) and coming across some horrific challenge (usually some kind of monstrous beast) and finding another gem to put in the belt.

it's a great series because it is easy to read, and it is full of neat riddles, puzzles, codes, and interesting situations and characters. apparently the author based the books on a bunch of rpg's that her kids liked, so it really has a final fantasy/zelda sort of feel to it (Lief=Link?).

I like to read them when I go home because I can usually finish two or three books in a weekend and still have like 15 more for later. she has seriously published like two sequel series to the original Deltora quest series.

the sequel ones are deltora shadowlands (meh, still entertaining) and dragons of deltora (just about as good as the original series)
SO, in a nutshell: slightly less addicting than harry potter, less wordy and complicated than LOTR, easy, fun, and has its own anime series
brother: "why are you reading those Deltora Quest books again? what are you, like 21?"

me: "hush."
Deltora Quest by joanie30 November 16, 2011

Dexter's Laboratory 

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.
I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.
an individual whos consumed large amounts of dxm over a period of time and now their mind is mostly failing. these people are eerily insightful and at times overly righteous.
dont worry about him, hes a dextard.
dextard by ani-cow January 11, 2008

dexters lab

the best show on cartoon network, but too bad it got canceled. It was about a bot genious and his hillarious escapades

most famous quote from dexters lab:
DEEDEE! Get out of by laboratory!
dexters lab by lyled33 April 17, 2007