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A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.
by dorothy parker February 04, 2014
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