Dexterbate 

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

Dexterbate by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

Mr. Dexter 

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.

Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.

Mr. Dexter by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

destery 

destery is an amazing guy who loves being random and just plain retarded. he loves to make people laugh and hes SUPER hot. you will never find another guy with perfect hair like destery's.

have you seen that guy?!

yeah, hes a major destery.

destery by blehh1144 June 27, 2009

Dexter's Laboratory 

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.

I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.

Dexter's Laboratory by PaulJoe July 4, 2011

dexters lab

the best show on cartoon network, but too bad it got canceled. It was about a bot genious and his hillarious escapades

most famous quote from dexters lab:
DEEDEE! Get out of by laboratory!

dexters lab by lyled33 April 17, 2007

Ah Dexter

Abbreviation used by "Rock star" Famous Dex in the start of almost all his songs and or features.

"What's my real name?
Okay wait, Ah Dexter!"
-Don't Trip

Ah Dexter by TØTES July 21, 2017

Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR) 

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR) by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009