dewfinkle 

to fall or have an impact to the anal area as to cause bleeding

ryan tried to slide down the rail but he got dewfinkled

dewfinkle by pyrolunatic April 17, 2009

drinkler 

A drinking fountain. Midwesterners may know it as a 'bubbler'. Combination of "drink" and "sprinkler".

Excuse me, where is the drinkler?
I'm parched, let's stop at the drinkler.

drinkler by Bananza September 15, 2007

dewrinklafile 

another word for unwrinkle bc it is more fun to say... right?

i have to dewrinklafile my dress.

dewrinklafile by krisantosam October 13, 2018

Darwinkle Moonie 

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)

Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*

Darwinkle Moonie by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009

left drinkless

Defintion: Something that is disappointing or a feeling of annoyance, irritation, sadness, etc.
This is used in situations where something did not go right.

For example: "My date never showed up, so guess who was left drinkless."

"Nothing went right today, I just felt left drinkless."

"I was left drinkless, when my boyfriend pissed me off!"

left drinkless by ebole November 12, 2005

Drinkler 

A strong drink made of Kessler Whiskey and Cola. Drink + Kessler = Drinkler

Man I had way too many drinklers last night.

Drinkler by O Master December 13, 2008

Dwinkle 

1. Excessively small penis

2. A male who lacks any semblance of masculinity

pronunciation: DWEEN-kul

"He would have been good boyfriend (or even husband) material, but unfortunately, he had a dwinkle so I broke-up with him."

"Man, that guy is such a dwinkle."

Dwinkle by Jarvis McDuffie October 15, 2009