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1. drunkenly self injuring yourself on your birthday and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends. 2. drunkenly tripping and smashing your head into the concrete and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends 3. any incident involving a dj or a drunk person falling, stumbling, tripping, or taking some kind of giant leap or hurtle that results in an injury so serious they require immediate medical attention, and are only able to obtain this medical attention with the aid of two or more of your drunken friends 1. "oh yea we were drunk leaving party last night and she tripped head first into a cement step and totally deweyed. we had to take her to the hospital. there were two stitches and alot of blood. we were there for 6 hours or so in the emergency room."
2. "dude what happened to your leg?" "no big deal man, it was my birthday and i totally deweyed last night" "sucks bro" 3. "so wait, why did dan move out?" "whatever dude, he pulled a dewey and lives with his mom now." 4. "well...i thought he really liked me but turns out the whole time he was just deweying me." |
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a super chill bro that bangs chicks like its his job. dewey is considered irresistable to girls. he often pops his shirt off which leads to girls running to him and begging him for super good pleasure. dewey's homecourt is the boardwalk, a place where girls can not resist his super chill bro charm. That ho stands no chance of resisting Dewey's charm, he will bang her.
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One of Donald Duck's nephews Person: Which one is Dewey
Me: Dewey is the one that wears blue clothes |
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Pronunciation of the acronym for the criminal charge Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants and Driving Under the Influence (DUII & DUI) I can't believe that cop fingered me with a dewey last night even after I passed all the tests!
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An inconvenient boner that must be displayed proudly: Generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to Dewey Ave. Adam: You're not gonna believe this, I got a Dewey right before the bell rang.
Chris: Ah man thats the worst. Adam: No that's not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, I didn't see her and my Dewey rubbed against her. Jon: In math this morning I got a Dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me. Sean: Aw damn, what'd you do? Jon: I sported that shit proudly, what else are you supposed to do? Pat: Guys. I have a confession to make. Every day when I turn on Dewey Ave on the way to school I get a Dewey. I don't know what it is but its like my cock just knows where it is. I can't help it. I've even tried taking different routes but it can sense when I'm turning on Dewey. It's ruining my life. |
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A DUI. Phonetically, DUI (as in Driving Under the Influence) can be pronounced as such. In rural Michigan, people often say that they got a Dewey as opposed to a DUI. "Man, you drive! I'm already working on my second Dewey as is."
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One of Donald Duck's nephews Someone: Which one is Dewey?
Me: The blue one. |
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Used to describe a leaf at dawn, in which dew is present on the leaf. That leaf is so dewey!
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