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The word to describe a mean and evil gym teacher. This type of person is biased against people smarter and prettier than himself/herself. If the person you are describing is a female, then they are usually a lesbian.
That devilport lady was staring at my abs while I was doing sit-ups in her class.
Devilport by arlcb January 24, 2010

jack davenport 

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.
Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"
jack davenport by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

devenport 

The act of taking either 5 minutes or 20 minutes arguing about how something can't be done. Then doing it anyway.
He's doing a devenport, do you want the 5 minute or the 20 minute argument?
devenport by Aiyash April 2, 2004

davenport 

1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch
Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.
davenport by maggio January 17, 2006

Davenport, IA 

A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.
Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”

David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”
Davenport, IA by IowaExpert October 29, 2018

davenport desk 

A desk with a secret compartment that Tickld users all across the globe have spent a month obsessing over
Hey fliknyfe, you figure out how to get that davenport desk open yet?
davenport desk by TickldLurker January 31, 2015