The guy who wants to fuck me in the back of his car.
"Lay my hands on Heaven and the moon and the stars while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car" - Nine Inch Nails
Arch Angel Lucifer
As a biproduct of Lucifers jealously of god, he was cast out of heaven and took 1/3 of all angels with him. These 1/3 angels were damned willingly and unfaithfully to god. Lucifer was holy but angels too can go on their own volition, thus becoming fallen angels but unlike humans, cannot be redeemed like human kind.
I got cast out of heaven for treason, got cast out of the garden of eden for being a heathen.
1. Prince of Darkness; King of Hell
3. The excuse for everything bad that happens in the world.
1 & 2. Be good, and repent thy sins, or ye shall suffer eternity in hell under the rule of the devil!
3. Psh, 9 / 11 was just an act of the Devil.
The excuse for everything bad you do in your life.
Mum: You were looking at porn!
Son: The devil possesed me and made me do it!
Mum: Oh, ok, that damn dirty devil! It's not your fault.
An authority figure who takes pleasure in tormenting his/her underlings.
My devil boss hit on me again today.
George W. Bush - President Of the U.S. of A.
the devils angels (american troops) have invaded Iraq
Deity that all highschool spanish teachers worship.
OK class excuse me for a second im gonna run to the bathroom with all the other spanish teachers and we're gonna summon the devil hahahahahahah, ummm i mean do your work hahahahah. The devil whats that?!
Sun Devil Cheerleader: "Let's go Devils!"
In baseball, Barry Bonds, Andre Ethier, Rick Monday, Dustin Pedroia and Reggie Jackson are all former Devils.