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devastatin dave 

The EPITOME of awesomeness! Pure 80s radicalness that no modern "hip-hopper" will ever be able to surpass. Spinnaaaaz, flavor of the week ebonics, MTV videos with bling and other faggotry are no match for the Dave and all his underground toughness. Dave punches a fist of raw fockin' FURY right through all that wankery.
Devastatin Dave nailed my sister and didn't give a fuck. ... and I still think he's AWESOME!
devastatin dave by Bob Saget April 24, 2005
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Devastating Diarrhea  

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo
I had devastating diarrhea and now i need a new bathroom

Devastating blow 

When you’re giving a blow job, and as he’s about to finish, you launch an upper cut directly in the nutsack while yelling “devastating blow!” He busted but now he’s out of commission.
Steve: “hey Johan what did you get up to last night?”

Johan: “well I got with this girl off of a dating website”
Steve: “oh yeah? And how’d it go?”
Johan: “not great considering she gave me a devastating blow!”
Devastating blow by Goochripper January 28, 2023

Devastatingly handsome 

Looking at the unexpected picture of him, her heart nearly stopped...he is devastatingly handsome, inside and out.

Devastating 

A term to describe a woman of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. referring specifically to the extreme beauty, intelligence and class that this woman possesses. This term is used because pretty just isn't enough chile.
Omg! That young woman is DEVASTATING. I would use the word pretty but it's just not enough chile.
Devastating by Ace1913 May 24, 2016

devastating 

A colloquialism to express one's grief. In spanish, the word is pronounced "devastante". Devastating can also be expressed in the phrase "d4m", which means "devastating for morale"

The act multiple devastating occurrences is called the "detante"
Example 1:
Laker Fan: It's true Lebron James is the best player in the NBA

Kobe Bryant: Devastating :(

Example 2:

Guy: "Cant believe my relatives are going to be at my place this weekend"

Guy 2: "Devastating man"
devastating by Devastating1 August 22, 2010

deleskating 

When someone (usually the boss) combines avoiding issues with eventually delegating those issues to others to make himself look good and/or prevent him from having to do any work.
Worker #1 - How did our stupid supervisor get the job ?

Worker #2 - Because Head Office thinks he's great. I wish someone would tell them he's been deleskating for months and getting us to do all his work.
deleskating by MFF11 April 21, 2010