devestated 

A misspelling (and bizarre pronunciation) of "devastated."

devestated by Anonymous May 8, 2003

devastated salmon 

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

devastated salmon by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

devastated 

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

devastated by Eric December 2, 2003

devestator 

The devestator IS the shocker. 2 shockers that is. Combined. Place your hands together as if praying, then simply fold both ring fingers over and use your thumbs to "speed bag" the clitoris.

I gave her the shocker...nothing. So I tried the spocker...still nothing. Then I used the twizzler...not a damn thing. I had to resort to the devestator. She won't leave me alone now!

devestator by Brownout March 25, 2005

Devastatement 

A devastating statement.

Person 1: I have no money.
Person 2: Devastatement!

Devastatement by Dr Marcus July 12, 2009

Devonstated 

The state of overwhelming shock or grief upon the realisation that you are not in possession of Devon (sausage).

Went to the fridge busting for a cheeky slice of devon after school only to realise Mum got me twiggy sticks instead. Feeling pretty fucking devonstated.

Devonstated by Cbizzzle August 29, 2022

devastate 

destroy everywhere; total destruction

A natural disaster has been known to devastate any area where it occurs.

devastate by Okey2 January 14, 2009