a town with a average of 150 thousand people living there in the west midlands of england. many newspaper reports called it the chav capital of the world but there is hundreds of emos around aswell outside the telford courts. a very up-coming town that is always being developed every day. if you walk through certain parts of the town like woodside, randlay, dawley, malinslee and many more and look the wron way at a bunch of chavs you are likley to get stabbed!!
i hate telford its like the chav capital of the world!
Although not a direct insult, Margaret Thatcher is used as a yardstick to test public hatred for politicians. Although Tony Blair has tried hard in his ten years as Prime Minister he will be devastated to leave office without even 50% of the villification Maggie achieved.more...
'Mrs Thatcher the milk snatcher', 'maggie' or 'crazy old bitch' as she was affectionately known steered the UK through important and necessary structural economic changes to ensure the competitiveness of Britain's economy.
She did this in the most dispicably mean spirited and evil manner, by forcing hardship and unemployment upon millions of people, removing role models and providing a whole generation with a sub standard education. This is conclusive evidence of sexual equlity as she proved a feminine ability to be more ruthless than the most evil men.
She was instrumental with ronald reagan in defeating the Soviets during the cold war. Maggie was also called the 'Iron Lady', reputably coined by the Russians pissed at her tough negotiating stance but more likely due to the KGB discovering she is actually a Borg (cyborg).
Some disputed facts:
This evil wizened old hag has been medically certified as having the largest testicles in Britain.
Some claim that contrary to being a cyborg her heartlessness stems from from an infection that developed in cobwebs that built up in her pussy over many years that then went on to putrify her internal organs.
After 'suffering' a stroke (the first ...
1. Frontline fighter plane for Great Britain during World War II. Widely regarded throughout its long and well-developed life as a masterpiece of the avionic arts; a graceful-yet-deadly dogfighter and a peerlessly beautiful design.
2. Small, affordable convertible roadster built by Triumph from 1962 until 1980. Designed by Giovanni Michelotti, mechanically based on the Triumph Herald sedan. Named in honor of the British fighter of the same name (see above). Early models suffered from a flawed rear suspension design; later cars had the life sucked out of them by the company's inadequate responses to US emissions and safety rules. Still a popular club and vintage racer and "gateway drug" to the joys and pains of classic-car ownership.
3. High-spirited, outspoken female; usually loud, lusty, lovely and pretty much untouchable. Often red-haired.
1. A Spitfire overflew the pattern at Oshkosh to great applause and appreciation.
2. Call Nigel at the garage; the Spitfire's ignition system is acting up again.
3. Damn, that Cora is a spitfire. I'd tell her how much I want to get into her pants but she'd smack me silly.
|81.||Modern Day Vampire|
Vampire living in current times. In order to live in modern society and avoid persecution, they conceal their identity. Nobody knows of their existence. They have to stay out of the sun and therefore must work night shift jobs. Modern day vampires are among the poorest and most persecuted people of the developed world.
I am Steve and I am a modern day vampire.
I am the proud Father of three children, one of whom has Downs Syndrome.This is a genetic defect in which the child has an extra chromosome.more...
My son is labled by society as being retarded. This is measured by standard I.Q. tests that have been developed for many purposes but for too long now have been used to simply lable people.
If you met my son I would hope that you would get to see the person that I see. I don't see the physical characterisitics that might cause you to be uneasy around him or to avoid him but I see the perfection of what was intended for people to be.
My son will greet you with a smile that can light up the world. If he has met you once he will remember your name and be geniunely glad to see you. He knows your moods before you do and wants to see you happy. My son will easily tell you he loves you if that is how he really fells and he greets people with the best hugs you'll ever get from anyone.
My sons emotional intelligence is off the charts. He loves people and when some are rude to him he forgives and moves on. To meet him once is to never forget him and to meet him twice is to always be in love with him.
He is excited by life and to many times life tries to beat him down, take his spirit, and turn him into societys label of what he should be. My Son is better then what society wants for him and he fights it back like no one else I have ever seen.
So my defintion of Retarded is not one of something negative but of something to b...
QUOTE FROM OTHER DEFINITION: "I just thought I'd clear that up after all of these "definitions" in which I have encountered an unbelievable amount of people who try to pass off their blatantly false pretenses as fact, and are slowly infecting others with their high-horse, holier-than-thou bullshit. Because honestly, with your ridiculous definitions, Beethoven, George Gershwin, and Britney Spears are/was "emo bands." ~Chelseamore...
CLARIFICATION: Ok, first, Beethoven was a Romantic composer stupid. George Gershwin is 20th century. Britney Spears is pop. Get a fucking music dictionary. Emo is a musical genre developed in the 80's. You don't hear people running around yelling "I'm so metal" or "I'm so rock." Emo clothing style was derived from punk which was rising from Washington in the 80's.
The attitude of "Emo" was derived from the agonizingly depressing lyrics that plague all of todays musical genres (which is why I listen to classic rock). This term I have chosen (agonizingly depressing) is a double negative for those of you lacking linguistics skills. The definition of the emotional status of the allegedly emo person could also be defined as adolescence. The emo label exists mostly among teenagers when they're going through normal chemical changes in their body.
The existance of this in older people is called depression and needs to recieve immediate medical help. This condition is rising among adults due to genetic mutations with the body's ability to balance ser...
Globalization + gobble: a portmanteau of an interesting meaning. It's when bigger fish eat the smaller ones, like what's happening in most Arab countries that have no other choice but to follow the much-hated 'popular capitalism' mantra that America and other developed 1st-Worlders are singing in our ears. (See, de-Arabizing).
Also called McWorld.
Gobbelization is eating at the 3rd-World and leaves in its trail what has been called the 'economic waste' of the 'Global Pillage'!