easy as deceiving a refrigerator 

Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.

These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

easy as deceiving a refrigerator by Secret Agent: Dog January 14, 2016

Myspace Deceiving Default 

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.

Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

Myspace Deceiving Default by Alina! March 14, 2009

deveining the shrimp 

The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.

Carl loved having anal sex with Jessica, he didn't like deveining the shrimp after.

deveining the shrimp by RustyShacklefordML July 20, 2017

Deceiving Whore

a whore that lies

that bitch said she had a jalapeno, what a deceiving whore

Deceiving Whore by SSwizzle July 7, 2011

Deceiving Slap 

When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. You proceed to slap them wiv your penis, or dildo, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.

"Hello hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird sexual fantasy, will you go take a shit we can use later?".....

Slap, Slap, Slap

You have just recive a Deceiving Slap

Deceiving Slap by AndiRoo August 12, 2008

Deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 

Laura C

The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below

Deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 by Js1888 November 6, 2022

deteciving 

WHEN you need to research something and uncover the clues. You put on your Sherlock Holmes (tm) hat and start deteciving.

I knew he was guilty! Time to get deteciving

deteciving by cptdetectivesam October 30, 2020