Devastatingly handsome 

Daniel James.

Looking at the unexpected picture of him, her heart nearly stopped...he is devastatingly handsome, inside and out.

Devastatingly handsome by Pepper Stark June 4, 2018

devastatingly funny

when something bad happens but it's funny

an example of devastatingly funny is: the bird egg on the school oval gets run over by the school's ride-on lawnmower

devastatingly funny by mr_lollipop October 25, 2010

Devastatingly Handsome Blond 

When a man's shade of hair slowly changes from Bozo the Clown RED, to a shade resembling that of a fiery God, full of vigor, reeking of masculinity and power.

Darryl used to be a ginger, but lord almighty, he has changed into quite a Devastatingly Handsome Blond.

Devastatingly Handsome Blond by DRK June 22, 2012

devastatingly straight 

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.

I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

devastatingly straight by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021

Devastating Diarrhea  

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo

I had devastating diarrhea and now i need a new bathroom

Devastating Diarrhea by dimelis_16 May 1, 2007

Devastating blow 

When you’re giving a blow job, and as he’s about to finish, you launch an upper cut directly in the nutsack while yelling “devastating blow!” He busted but now he’s out of commission.

Steve: “hey Johan what did you get up to last night?”

Johan: “well I got with this girl off of a dating website”
Steve: “oh yeah? And how’d it go?”
Johan: “not great considering she gave me a devastating blow!”

Devastating blow by Goochripper January 28, 2023

Devastating 

A term to describe a woman of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. referring specifically to the extreme beauty, intelligence and class that this woman possesses. This term is used because pretty just isn't enough chile.

Omg! That young woman is DEVASTATING. I would use the word pretty but it's just not enough chile.

Devastating by Ace1913 May 24, 2016