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receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.
Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.
deusche by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004

deusche bag 

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.
Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."
deusche bag by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

DeuscheTerd

Combination of Deusche Bag and a Terd. Kinda like a Dick Head but not as mean. More like a tool and Nerd but way worse.
Stan told on us for skipping Calculus to go to a bar and he is as a DeuscheTerd for not knowing in college you can skip and drink.
DeuscheTerd by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

doushceball 

In online gaming, anyone who gripes and whines and cries over every little thing that doesn't go their way.

"OMG YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOOT ME UNLESS YOU'RE STANDING STILL AND I'M LOOKING AT U AND I SHOOT U AT LEAST 5 TIMES FIRST!!! NO FAIR!!!"

when the slightest little thing doesn't go your way, you curl up in the fetal position and crawl back up inside mommy...
Wishmaster_TBK in rogue spear is a doushceball
doushceball by Sandman96 January 20, 2006
Slang/Meaning Pussy. An Insult.
Your a deusche-bag Mark.
deusche by Max August 5, 2004

deusched 

a bag or bottle inserted into the vagina to make it not stink...
She smells like she hasnt deushed in 4 days.

Jack: Tina sasid she deusched yesterday!
Liam: Is that why she smells like vinegar?
deusched by kennedymckay April 29, 2009