shrodingers deuche 

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

shrodingers deuche by Aqualite March 6, 2017

deuche 

You guys are retarded its spelt D-O-U-C-H-E, DOUCHE you fucking DOUCHE BAGS

anyone who cant spell Douche, but still calls others douches are in fact, Douches

deuche by Tinker with my toy July 23, 2005

deuche bag 

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

deuche bag by doomweasel October 26, 2005

deuche 

A douche bag spelling of douche. The Definition of a douche is a vaginal cleaning device. The definition of a dueche is a whatever a retard trying to crack is looking at.

Oh my god, that guy is such a deuche.
Returning: Oh my god, I just got called a douche by a retard.

deuche by Jesse Moody April 19, 2006

deuscher 

Some one who consistantly acts like a deusche bag.

"Man that guy never leaves a tip!"

"What a deuscher!"

deuscher by itshme July 19, 2009

deusche

receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.

Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.

deusche by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004

deuche nozzle 

The nozzle on a deuche kit.

Dude, Chris is such a deushe nozzle.

deuche nozzle by D-Noz October 30, 2003