1. An extremely ugly female

2.Excrement or shit
your girls a deuce

i gota drop a deuce
by l0stjawz March 31, 2009
Slang for a DUI (Driving Under the Influence)
"Dave got popped for a deuce coming back from the Steely Dan Show."
by Sleestack October 26, 2007
a two seater car

used back in the olden days
blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.-manfred mann
by janza face June 25, 2007
When someone says something that is incorrect a second person may call "deuce" and smakc them in the head!
Greg says: I drank like 100 beers last night!
Matt says:DEUCE!(smacks him in the head)
by Rara Nigga April 25, 2007
a gesture similar to the peace sign, which is taking over people's myspace pictures everywhere. Every myspace profile has at least one picture of someone "chucking the deuce."
(people commenting a myspace "deuce" picture)

person #1: haha *insert name here* is a gangsta!
person #2: default now!!!
by WTFLMAOWTHSTFU June 26, 2006
daly city/san francisco click/gang, inspired by the movie South Central.
Them deuces just rolled up on us like little cowards.
by DEUCE4LIFE March 19, 2006
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)
1. I've got a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, and the deuce of hearts.
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.

idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)
by InfrequentNinja February 12, 2004

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