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a two seater car

used back in the olden days
blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.-manfred mann
by janza face June 25, 2007
When someone says something that is incorrect a second person may call "deuce" and smakc them in the head!
Greg says: I drank like 100 beers last night!
Matt says:DEUCE!(smacks him in the head)
by Rara Nigga April 25, 2007
A piece of human feces.
Dude, i'll be back, I need to go drop a deuce
by Gman82 April 13, 2007
a gesture similar to the peace sign, which is taking over people's myspace pictures everywhere. Every myspace profile has at least one picture of someone "chucking the deuce."
(people commenting a myspace "deuce" picture)

person #1: haha *insert name here* is a gangsta!
person #2: default now!!!
by WTFLMAOWTHSTFU June 26, 2006
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)
1. I've got a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, and the deuce of hearts.
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.

idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)
by InfrequentNinja February 12, 2004
A two-hour session with a prostitute.
The trick got pissed that he nutted in five minutes because he paid for a deuce.
by What U. Waant August 12, 2003
To Shart or take a Feces/Diarrhea mix anywhere.
Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!
by icyourmomevrynite January 19, 2010