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To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.

Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
Time: 1:15
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar

Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."

Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
by jmiller September 07, 2006
1)A 1932 Ford, usually a coupe or roadster.
2)A vintage full-size luxury car, the Buick Electra 225, a.k.a. deuce-an'-a-quarter.
3)Two dollars worth of something, usually drugs (very hard to find these days).
1)Man, dat deuce is some rod!
2)Man, dat deuce is some ride!
3)Man, I wouldn't give ya a deuce fr dat deuce!
by daDebil February 21, 2004
1. A playing card with two pips

2. Feces

3. A situation in tennis in which a player must score two consecutive points for victory in their respective games.

4. A person, usually male, who has built their entire existence around the sport they participate in. Their free time is spent training for their sport, browsing ESPN.com, searching "cool football catch" on Youtube.com, or watching their favorite sport on television. All their discourses involve sports in one way or another. Their preferred means of transportation is a Ford pick-up truck, the higher up in the F(150-650) scale the better. They usually have large egos, small minds, and a naturally disruptive disposition to others.

5. Two (in quantity)
1. His deuce of hearts beat my ace of spades.

2. Nobody enter the bathroom, Big Bob just dropped a huge deuce.

3. I hate deuces in Wii Tennis.

4. The school weight room was full of deuces and the parking lot full of Ford pick-ups.

5. The score was deuce to zip.
by Chadbrochill211 April 28, 2010
A member of the band Hollywood Undead, he does higher vocals and plays guitar. He is also know as Tha Producer. He was one one of the first members of the band, which he created with former member, Shady Jeff.
There are six current members of HU J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Funny Man, Deuce, and Da Kurlzz.
by Drannicus April 13, 2010
Getting second on a splif or blunt
I got first, aight DEUCE!!!, fuck, aight trays.
by Razz C March 20, 2006
Best rapper alive.
There once was a kid named Deuce Who got sick and tired of being picked on So he got himself a nice 22 Click boom, now he's on the fuckin news
by Adamgo December 22, 2011
used by pot smokers as a word to call dibs or second turn on a joint. whoever rolls the J gets to go first then whoever calls deuce first goes second. 'trace' is third
DEUCE!!!!! hahhaha i said it first! pass the j mon..
by kirk420 April 11, 2011
Taking a #2, taking a shit
I ate a couple Crystal burgers and now I gotta drop a deuce!
by grtlf January 29, 2009