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73. deuce
Means lame; opposite of 'ace' meaning cool. Used in Cariboo Region of British Columbia, Canada all through elementary and junior high school in the 70's.
Whoa! You got jumped for your lunch money by that grade eight fucker? That's deuce, man.
by moneyjane Mar 16, 2005 add a video
1. Deuce
(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat
(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

by ricky roma Sep 24, 2003 add a video
2. Deuce
Deuce = Number 2
Do the math people.
I'm gonna drop a deuce in your mouth.
by Shamen Sep 2, 2003 add a video
3. deuce
later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce
I'm out, deuce.
by basebasebase Jan 17, 2004 add a video
4. deuce
1.slang for the number 2
2.feces
3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"
4.a 2 in poker lingo
"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."
5. Deuce
1) (n) A "deuce deuce" is a .22 caliber handgun.
2) (n) 20 ounce of liquor.
"About to get loose with the deuce
deuce" -- Ice Cube (Gangsta fairytale II 1993).
by halla Nov 14, 2003 add a video
6. Deuce
Sharing a cigarette between two people
Robert: hey man can i get a cigarette?
Shelby: nah fool i got one left
Robert: then lets deuce it!
7. Deuce
"Deuce" (derived from the French word for 2 deux) also know as the second finger to the right or left of your index finger. "Chuck my deuce up" is an action of the middle finger being raised up in an expression of "Fuck you".
I'll just chuck up my Deuce and tell him to fuck off
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