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In terms of cities as women, Detroit is compared to the flashier, sexier, crunchier, trendier cities/women, and often serve to inflate the self esteem of cities who actually aren 't as awesome as they think they are, or are having problems and want someone to make them feel prettier. Some of her worst enemies are actually her cousins (the Detroit suburbs) who think she is an embaressing relative, and think they know what is best for her, but bad mouth her and get in her way. Detroit has problems, but thats not all there is to her. The auto industry, a boyfriend, has been part of her best and worst times.
Los Angeles: Pssst..have you seen Detroit lately? I feel so bad for her. EVERYONE says her days are numbered.
New York: I know. I feel bad sometimes, because we are so awesome and successful. Detroit just doesn't know whats good for her. She needs to get her priorities straight. Her schools are a mess.
((crickets))

or

Portland: Poor Detroit. So unenlightened. She likes abusive men. They should look into local foods, or a market where you can buy fresh food. Plus they need diversity.
Seattle: Oh, I know! Too bad they don't live near water and Canada like us. But they aren't as progressive as us.

Westland (suburb): God cousin Detroit is so embaressing. I just party at her place then get going back.

Birmingham: Its a shame what happened to my cousin Detroit. She should have better shopping. But everyone just wants to come shopping with me.

Eastpointe: I try not to let anyone know about my cousin, Detroit. I really am closer to my cousin, Grosse Pointe. Oh yeah, I used to be East Detroit. We're sooo fancy here.
by suburbanDetroiter July 10, 2011
 
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1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border.

2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?

3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.

4.Best water in the world.
1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but I heard something on the radio about the crime, so that makes me the official expert, tee-hee.

2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas.

3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
'Detroiter': Westland
Random Person 1: Where?
'Detroiter': Detroit...

4.Have you ever had Detroit water?
by Mgsfan1 June 04, 2004
 
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A city with the highest single parent population in the country.
Detroit has one of the largest single parent populations in the U.S. According to a Detroit News Study, 75% of all childbirths in 2004 were to unwed mothers.
On an average, 8 out of every 10 women in Detroit between 18-29 has at least one child, 80% out of wedlock.
by Mr. Dwayne February 03, 2005
 
3.
The only place in America where people love hockey just as much as Canadians do.
The Detroit Redwings will rock your socks off.
by Motor February 10, 2007
 
4.
A really awesome city that is stereotyped entirely way too much. Sure it is mostly black and has a large industrial landscape, but so what? None of those two are necessarily bad things. I love black people; they are awesome, and I personally love the industrial architecture. In addition, it is one of the birthplaces of modern rock and rap, and has one of the most kick-ass basketball teams: The Detroit Pistons. The Detroit Tigers are cool, too.
Detroit is a kickass city with one of the best skylines ever.
by The Book of Truth July 09, 2005
 
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Detroit is the home of
Al wissams/ cartiers/ gators/ chevys/ cutlass/ marauders/ single baby mommas/ THICK ASS GIRLZ/ non child support payers/drug dealers/ no job having/ weed smokers/1800 tequila drinkers/ hotel parties/ hypest high schools/ hypest basketball games and parties/ gang fights/ high school dropouts/ drive bys/ everybody has a criminal record/ no car insurance/ raised on coney islands/ living with yo momma after the age 32/ bootleg electricity/ bbq on front porch/ high fashion/ everybody is a thug/ hood rich/ money makers/ material sac chasers/ home of the hoodrats/ everybody play sports/ section-8 hoes/ at least 4 babymommas/ at least 8 baby daddies/ bang in hoopties/ missing hub caps/ no gas in the car/ putting $1.30 on pump 5/ minute phone no minutes/ nextel chirp/ hitting Belle Isle every day of the summer/I-hop ater the club/ beauty supplies and liqour stores on every corner/ arabs own every thing/ MAN I LOVE THE "D"
Detroit Details and u know its true!!!!Dont hate!!!
You talk about it, but will never come through it!
You gotta love it!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
by getdoeboy January 08, 2006
 
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a nice cit.y that in going down. Detroit would be a better city if we had a better mayor not that fat fuck kwame kilpatrick that says hes got plans put doesnt know he ass from a hole in the ground.the whole downtown area is pretty messed up with roadblocks everywhere.Detroit has plenty of good areas like just outside in grosse pointe
Hey lets go downtown
ok sure take jefferson and see those huge houses
by vince misiewicz March 28, 2005
 
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The number 1 best place for a black in the United States to start a business.
Too many white people have too negative a view of Detroit.
by guided fox February 22, 2005