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A creeper] who walks or rides his bike around town, writing down various crimes other teenagers are doing and reporting them to the police. Detective Tommy Sutherland was creeping around again.
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A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds. Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.
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The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation. Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight. Friend: What's her name? Fundo: Lacy. Friend: Where you taking her? Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?! |
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