semi detatched 

Not quite the full "Bobbit"

AAAGH!!!! Put that "fucking knife down bitch" "You nearly had me nad's off".
"Doctor please could you sew me pork sword back on".
Sorry dear i know you caught me in bed with with your sister, mother& granny but please don't take my willy off.

semi detatched by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005

detached

The ability to keep stressful circumstances and issues from disturbing your inner peace .

She is able to stay detached from all the drama going on at work.

detached by Flaagie April 24, 2017

Detached Cool 

Cooler than the other side of the pillow. To be detached cool, remember not to look at any cameras when taking pictures while you also look like you're thinking deeply about world peace and/or the meaning of life and why we are all here.

Person A: Why does Staan look so deep in thought?
Person B: He's not really deep in thought. Someone was just taking a picture of him.
Person A: Wow. So detached cool.

Detached Cool by mehtaknight August 18, 2014

Datched 

to be fucked up, belligerent, blazed, hammered drunk,feelin' good, mcpatkin mackin, sauced, shitty, pussy drunk, high as balls, bombed, wasted, mcshitbasketed up, plastered, stoned, blasted, slaughtered; to be datched is a combination of all those definitions.

Pete: Alex, how drunk were you last night?
Alex: man Pete, I was datched outta my mind.
Pete: How'd you get home man?
Alex: I didn't go home. I woke up to find out that I pissed my pants and slept in a field-so datched.

Datched by Team OuEsAy September 15, 2009

debauched 

Seduced from morality, allegiance, or duty, in order to be corrupt, immoral, and self-indulgent; a state of revelling in the loss of innocence.

She was debauched after a wild night on the town.

debauched by Jinny K. July 20, 2008

Deatheded

when some one or something gets totally owned and over killed

in dnd when the monster sphinx kills you and you are a blood splat on the ground you have totally gotten deatheded.

Deatheded by Lahk09 February 13, 2010

deached 

To determine that you are straight/ not gay lesbian trans just straight

It comes with 4 types deached,ultra deached, omega deached, infa deached

Look at aitisam there he looks infa deached

deached by troollcheese February 22, 2019