Detachable Penis 

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

Detachable Penis by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010

detached

The ability to keep stressful circumstances and issues from disturbing your inner peace .

She is able to stay detached from all the drama going on at work.

detached by Flaagie April 24, 2017

Depatch 

Depatch (Dee-patch)

A Depatch is an instance in which a company releases a software update for one of their programs which goes awry. Where the normal patch will update or fix software, the Depatch has the opposite effects and more. A Depatch rips a hole in the digital universe, maliciously altering software in a negative way. A Depatch violates software uses on a mental, emotional, and psychological level. Reactions are many and varied, ranging from a stoic patience to uncontrolled weeping and vomiting, or the much more common raging yells and similar temper tantrums. The way in which the company reacts to their own Depatch is also varied. Some will simply admit to the fact that they have brought a travesty upon their users and will immediately set about fixing the problem. Others will often deny there is any issue at all until their entire program crashes due to an error in the in-game mail system. They will then be forced to take the game down for nearly two days in order to fix the issue.

Example 1:

Ben: Hey what do you think of the new patch?

Adam: I HATE IT! I CAN"T LOG INTO THE GAME ANYMORE! IT WAS A FUCKING DEPATCH!(Subsequent rage and cussing)

Example 2:

Adam: Hey what was the name of that Depatch in World of Warcraft? The one where they damaged the game beyond repair?

Ben: Oh, you mean Cataclysm?

Depatch by Mcshiggle August 14, 2011

Detached Cool 

Cooler than the other side of the pillow. To be detached cool, remember not to look at any cameras when taking pictures while you also look like you're thinking deeply about world peace and/or the meaning of life and why we are all here.

Person A: Why does Staan look so deep in thought?
Person B: He's not really deep in thought. Someone was just taking a picture of him.
Person A: Wow. So detached cool.

Detached Cool by mehtaknight August 18, 2014

detach 

Separate or disconnect .

My weave went detach.

detach by DEATACH November 28, 2017

detachable penis 

<noun>

1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."

2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.

1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."

2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>

detachable penis by Clint & Cherise November 3, 2005

detach tit

Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.

Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.

Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.

Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.

detach tit by jatty July 6, 2009