dirty desousa 

A donkey punch dirty sanchez combo.

"I dirty desousa'd her last night!"
"She kinda liked it!"

dirty desousa by Deseronto Mafia February 9, 2005

dirty desousa 

A dirty sanchez followed by a slap across the face

Glenn from next door just gave yasmin a dirty desousa on the drive way now she's got a pooey nose bleed all over the lot.

dirty desousa by RodnizzleUperkizzle February 17, 2009

Despouse 

Leaving your kids with your husband or wife so you can take a break for the night.

It was a long week of schlepping the kids, so I despoused of them Saturday night and went out with some friends.

Despouse by P2ejk October 31, 2022

dessus 

A cute, supposedly sheepish way of saying "this is".

"Dessus how we do it!"

dessus by festafoo January 25, 2009

desousa 

Desousa's are kind and sweet at first. Getting to know them more, they will become combative in your interests. They are emotionally, people smart and almost always gay. Yep, always homosexual. Never met a straight desousa.

Be nice to Desousa's or see "Dirty Desousa"

You see that couple over there?

Yeah, she's a total Desousa.

desousa by Acorn Actual May 30, 2021

Desmousers

a group of idiots or as*holes

Those guys are a bunch of desmousers

Desmousers by MikeWilliamsdondounut November 23, 2021

Despouse 

To pawn your kids off on your significant other so as to get a break from the daily grind of childcare.

After a week of schlepping the kids to school and lounge lessons, I despoused of them and went for a drink with some friends.

Despouse by P2ejk October 31, 2022