Jordan Jord-an noun.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.

A person with a obsessive personallity that amounts to no personal development in life and who's computer hard drive is filled with porn.

Beware this special brand of Staten Island boy - he is unique in his lack of uniqueness. He wasn't "cool" enough to be accepted by the other Staten Island boys due to the fact that he's probably fat and has acne that like, stares you in the face when you encounter him. He overcompensates for everything he lacks in self confidence by guising himself in "panache" and nobility. Oft he feels he has no purpose so he goes for a civil service job, such as firefighter, EMT, or cop. It's his only means of attaining power, and he has the option to make it look like he actually cares about people when the truth is he only cares about his fat pimply self

He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.

He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.

After the "Rick Rolling" had slowed down at the end of 2008, the world was in desperate need of a new meme. As a result, "pwndomon" was born. Instead of sending someone a link to something that they actually wanted to see, and then sending them a link to the ever-so-popular Rick Astley video, you send them to a link to the song "What Kind of Pokemon Are You?"

A typical high school with up/down staircases, a growing population of colored people, and red brick walls.

After disheartening and angering most students by establishing the dress code last year, the school has continued its desperate attempts to improve the students and education to remain in the ranks this year. Those students who actually prefer the dress code probably also prefer being snobby assholes.

Recently, Mr. Sodl has made a big dick of himself as principal and has lashed out on the students on many occasions. He basically tries to control the colored folks from getting too excited (as they tend to do), and improve test and S.A.T. scores. There was a small uprising rebellion during 6th period lunch on 3/19/10 as some unnamed heroes started a food fight that ended with sauce on the ceiling, which was probably the most pride any student of the poconos took in something.

Douche Master, otherwise know as Doucheronicus Americanus, or The Master of Douches. Most commonly found in Ohio or New Jersey, south of LA, or on the beach in California. a douche master can be usually found surrounded by many other douche-followers, who all think they are the greatest thing that ever happened to the human race, or is making fun of all his douche-followers, calling them douchebags, while failing to realize that he himself is the greatest douchebag that ever walked the face of this now cursed planet. This douche master alone increases the douchey-ness of his posse of douches, making everyone they walk by want to utterly destroy them in the face and give them a mortal kombat-esque death.
A douche master will most commonly be found wearing a small, pink, tight fitting ralph lauren polo, a pooka shell necklace', and about 3 quarts of hairgel. He usually has plastic Oakley's or $1,000 sterling silver and leather sunglasses which he enjoys talking about to everyone he walks by. He is usually caught wearing tight abercrombie jeans, because he thinks everyone wants to see his overly worked-out asscheeks.
Chad Kruger from Nickelback.
Usually owns an iPhone, and most likely has his background of a tan bodybuilder wearing a day-glow candy-thong, but insists he is not gay, saying he has it only as inspiration of what he wants to look like someday.

In the Depression in the 1930s, women desperate to feed their children would sometimes prostitute themselves for money for food. A motherfucker was a man who would actually have sex with a woman in this situation, rather than just giving her a little money.