Jordan Jord-an noun.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1. Wow, you look like a jordan... fuckin gross
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
A person with a obsessive personallity that amounts to no personal development in life and who's computer hard drive is filled with porn.
That lonely looking dickhead across the street having a wank is such a klunyk.
|3.||Staten Island Wanna-be Guido|
Beware this special brand of Staten Island boy - he is unique in his lack of uniqueness. He wasn't "cool" enough to be accepted by the other Staten Island boys due to the fact that he's probably fat and has acne that like, stares you in the face when you encounter him. He overcompensates for everything he lacks in self confidence by guising himself in "panache" and nobility. Oft he feels he has no purpose so he goes for a civil service job, such as firefighter, EMT, or cop. It's his only means of attaining power, and he has the option to make it look like he actually cares about people when the truth is he only cares about his fat pimply self
He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.
He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.
Elizabeth: Wow, look at that Staten Island Wanna-be Guido! He makes me sick; he's going to die alone with some sort of STD.
Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.
Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.
Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.
Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?
Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.
After the "Rick Rolling" had slowed down at the end of 2008, the world was in desperate need of a new meme. As a result, "pwndomon" was born. Instead of sending someone a link to something that they actually wanted to see, and then sending them a link to the ever-so-popular Rick Astley video, you send them to a link to the song "What Kind of Pokemon Are You?"
John: "Dude, the new Batman trailer leaked online! Wanna see?"
Rick: "Dude, hell yeah!"
John: "Here, check out the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19jZeQeOeKQ"
Rick: "I've been pwndomon'd again, you dickhead!"
|5.||stroudsburg high school|
A typical high school with up/down staircases, a growing population of colored people, and red brick walls.
After disheartening and angering most students by establishing the dress code last year, the school has continued its desperate attempts to improve the students and education to remain in the ranks this year. Those students who actually prefer the dress code probably also prefer being snobby assholes.
Recently, Mr. Sodl has made a big dick of himself as principal and has lashed out on the students on many occasions. He basically tries to control the colored folks from getting too excited (as they tend to do), and improve test and S.A.T. scores. There was a small uprising rebellion during 6th period lunch on 3/19/10 as some unnamed heroes started a food fight that ended with sauce on the ceiling, which was probably the most pride any student of the poconos took in something.
* Sodl *
I could suspend you all for 10 days, and have give no reason for it.
stroudsburg high school
Douche Master, otherwise know as Doucheronicus Americanus, or The Master of Douches. Most commonly found in Ohio or New Jersey, south of LA, or on the beach in California. a douche master can be usually found surrounded by many other douche-followers, who all think they are the greatest thing that ever happened to the human race, or is making fun of all his douche-followers, calling them douchebags, while failing to realize that he himself is the greatest douchebag that ever walked the face of this now cursed planet. This douche master alone increases the douchey-ness of his posse of douches, making everyone they walk by want to utterly destroy them in the face and give them a mortal kombat-esque death.
A douche master will most commonly be found wearing a small, pink, tight fitting ralph lauren polo, a pooka shell necklace', and about 3 quarts of hairgel. He usually has plastic Oakley's or $1,000 sterling silver and leather sunglasses which he enjoys talking about to everyone he walks by. He is usually caught wearing tight abercrombie jeans, because he thinks everyone wants to see his overly worked-out asscheeks.
Chad Kruger from Nickelback.
Usually owns an iPhone, and most likely has his background of a tan bodybuilder wearing a day-glow candy-thong, but insists he is not gay, saying he has it only as inspiration of what he wants to look like someday.
A douche master is most likely found traversing his "pussy pounding stomping ground" in a "sick 3series BMW, WITH Nav" that he drudgingly carts around his fellow douche mongers, whose sole purpose in life is to poison all who see them and/or socially interact with them. The Douche Master...is the loudest, most obnoxious, most obscene of all the douchebags he is with.more...
The usual symptoms of the Douche Master disease is the desperate need to have an abundance of expensive hair gel, and, in severe cases, hair spray. Common symptoms include swelling,munchies,headaches,fever,nauseousness,small penis, and a sudden desire for big muscles in a short time period. You will also have an aching desire to talk solely about with protein supplements and steroids.
A guy named Mike, a guy named Evan, and/or people from Ohio.
1: "hey, wanna know how to make a thousand bucks?"
2. "Sure, tell me how!"
1: "Suck a big cock!"
2: "Wow, you are definitely a Douche Master"
1: " Thanks DOOD!"
2: "...that wasnt a compliment..."
Guy 1:" dude, look at all those douchebags."
Guy 2:"Whoah! what the hell is THAT?!"
Guy 1:"Is that...no!"
Guy 2:"yes...it has to be"
Guy 1:"That is...the megadouche!"
Guy 2:"No...Its...The Douche Master!"
Guy 1: "RUN!!!!"
Guy 2: "RUN!!!!"
In the Depression in the 1930s, women desperate to feed their children would sometimes prostitute themselves for money for food. A motherfucker was a man who would actually have sex with a woman in this situation, rather than just giving her a little money.
This description of "motherfucker" is from "Growing Up Absurd", Paul Goodman (Random House, 1956)