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Despacito spider 

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!
I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."
Despacito spider by Veridicule December 26, 2018

this is so sad alexa play despacito 

When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.
"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"

despacito 3 

new song by luis fonsi and daddy yankee with guest appearances of shrek, ali-a, adolf hitler, spongebob and gru
a sequel of despacito 2
despacito 3 by massive willy July 8, 2018

despacito 69 

A song created by drake and ninja in fortnite
Hey, have you heard despacito 69 yet?
despacito 69 by Aydenator331 June 15, 2018

despacito 2

the pure meaning of life itself
Ni🅱🅱a: E
Trump: despacito 2

desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017