Destinesia 

When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.

John ran down the stairs to the dry storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list again. Damn you, destinesia!

Destinesia by Antonie LaChappelle December 27, 2007

Des Moines, WA 

Des Moines, Washington, (not to be confused with the other Des Moines,) is a scenic suburb of Seattle. Aside from it's beauty, it's really more like a bubble. Everyone knows everyone and everyone's mom, which STD everyone got, and everyone that got an MIP or a DUI that weekend. In the 2 mile span of "downtown" Des Moines, there are about thirteen bars, (think about it, yes there are), one Taco Time, one QFC and one Marina. Overall, it's a pretty nice place to live, with limited crime, besides the prostitutes on Pac Highway and all of the super badass high school drug dealers. Des Moines is the classier cousin of Burien, the slutty Aunt of Normandy Park, and the boring sister of Federal Way.

A: Hey, Jimmy, did you go to Mount Rainier High School?

B: Duh, I've lived in Des Moines, WA my whole life. My mom, uncles, and all of my friends went there too!

2A: Damn, look at those Mount Rainier High School kids getting arrested in the Jack in the Box parking lot.

2B: That's Des Moines, WA for you. Hey I really want some onion rings, let's walk over there.

Des Moines, WA by Jimmy Mc. Deen June 12, 2011

Des Moines Double Dip 

When the man shits in an unsuspecting female’s mouth and forces her to swallow. He then sticks his dick down her throat to make her throw up. He then makes her eat the vomit containing the shit

My girl broke up with me because I gave her the ol’ Des Moines Double Dip

Des Moines Double Dip by Mike_Litoris_69 April 4, 2019

des moines 

actually, according to Jack Kerouac, in his novel, On The Road, Des Moines is home to the most beautiful women in the world. Plus it is straight up gangsta!

Yo, let's chill in the DMI (Des Moines) tonight, bitch!

des moines by Timmy Sanders April 14, 2006

destinesia 

when you get to where you're going and forget why you went there

You get off the sofa, go into the kitchen and say "darn, I got destinesia, I forgot what I came in here for

destinesia by nickm47 October 28, 2005

Des Moines 

The capital of the state of Iowa; pronounced "duh moyn" NOT "dez moyn-ez."

"Let's go to Dez Moinez"

"Huh?"

"Oh sorry. I mean, Des Moines."

Des Moines by Pseudonym121 August 6, 2009

Des Moines Surprise 

To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.

I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.

Des Moines Surprise by Superscope March 1, 2008