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1. a symbol or representation of the penis. 2. a penis. 1. The Eiffel Tower, the things little boys draw on desks, etc.
2. a penis..is it that hard to understand? do you really need an example? |
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| 51. | preppy | ||
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Preppy can refer to a conservative, timeless style of dress and the simple choices of classic jewelry that evoke an air of confidence in one's natural beauty. But a true preppy attends a Boarding School. Their parent or parents often attended traditional boarding academies such as Phillips Exeter, Phillips Andover, Deerfield, Hotchkiss, St.Paul's, Groton, St.George's, Choate-Rosemary Hall, Lawrenceville and the like. They grew up knowing this was their likely educational path and never thought it was odd to leave home for High School. They hope to attend an Ivy, Stanford, Cal or one of the monied Northeast private colleges such as Middlebury, Williams, Trinity or Bowdoin etc. They may have grown up in California but they likely have east coast family ties and live a pretty bicoastal existence once they start "Prep School". They usually play lots of sports and know where the squash courts are as well as what a "shell" is or they are a really accomplished musician. They look out their dorm window and see brick or Gothic stone; as well as Patagonia and North Face clad preps sometimes playing with little "fac brats" on the expansive grassy lawns. They often learn at oval tables rather than at traditional classroom desks. They are often sleep deprived because of the demands of 24/7 dorm-life, sports, clubs and study. They sometimes have to fake sick and go to the Infirmary since that is the only way to skip class and sleep without getting into trouble with warnings like "green cards" or "dickies". They sometimes get "put up" for discipline issues that would just involve being grounded if they lived at home. They sometimes get stressed and burned out and move back home. It's possible to be forced to withdraw from the academy. They often graduate with really tight lifelong friendships and are so loyal to their Alma Mater that when they die they leave generous endowments from their estate to their "Prep School" and hope their grandchildren will attend as legacies and enjoy the benefits of their alumni giving.
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| 52. | Stapler | ||
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A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
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| 53. | fractal shirt | ||
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An infinitely wrinkled shirt. Often seen on IT staff who wear a single shirt for days on end, wrinkling if in the process of sleeping in their chairs, under their desks, on the corporate couch, etc. I pressed the doorbell, and this techie in a fractal shirt and 5 days' worth of beard opened the door, groggily.
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| 54. | faggy paper weight | ||
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A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW. David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...
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| 55. | horse cock | ||
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The rather large dong that grossly masculine study hall teachers whip out of their pants and slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them. justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die
ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table) brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock |
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| 56. | hotelling | ||
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An office setup in which mobile workers do not have permanent desks or cubicles and so must reserve a workspace when they come into the office. Consultant #1: I spend so much time at customer sites that I don't need an office.
Consultant #2: Welcome to the Wild World of Hotelling! |
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