Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.

When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.

Deskraiser by eddbutter March 12, 2013

Describition 

Another way of spelling description on a bad day.

Person 1: I was stuck with the describition....
Person 2: You mean describtion?

......

wait...huh?

Describition by TheconfuzzledPingu August 3, 2009

Relative Desirability 

Based on the quantity of women who are in a town, how desirable each is to each man in that town. If there is only one woman in town, as long as she is not ugly or old, she will attract the men and be desired. The moment other women are in town, each man finds himself comparing them to decide which one he likes more and get her to want him.

Based on the quantity of a specific thing or things, such as fruits, shoes, whatever, are available in a town, how desirable each is to people varies depending on how many they have to choose from.

It's so funny, and it took me years to comprehend what is going on in me, but I finally articulated the feeling and call it Relative Desirability.

Relative Desirability by but for February 13, 2021

"the three B's" of feminine desirability 

Beauty, brains, and boobs (duh!).

I appreciate "the three B's" of feminine desirability as much as the next dude, but there's really not all that much going for those attributes if the chick doesn't also have a nice personality --- a kind heart is what I look for most in a lady.

"the three B's" of feminine desirability by QuacksO August 4, 2018

triangle of desirability

When 3 people are intertwined in a complex, equal state of attraction. A concept 1st mooted at the Johnson School Economics (APE)). often represented in a Venn Diagram

Chingle is the apex of a triangle of desirability

triangle of desirability by profanosaurus November 16, 2014

Desk Rabit

A man who hinds under a woman's desk long enough that there is no resonable explanation.

When a woman leaves her desk for a coffee a desk rabit will hide under her desk and wait for her to came sit back down at the desk.

Desk Rabit by cokeguy2 October 13, 2010

desirability 

the quality of being desirable.

Desirability tests whether your innovation is solving the right customer problem.

desirability by X40 January 23, 2023