when someone you try to avoid at work catches you at your desk when you are not paying attention, thereby holding you there against your will while they spout their meaningless opinions about work goings-on
this can also occur in hallways/stairways/others' offices
this person does not necessarily have to be a coworker, work rapists may include: salespeople, delivery people, children of the owner
Valerie: "Where's Mike?"
Janet: "Oh, poor guy, Herbie is in today - caught Mike at his desk and is work raping him about some new scheme he has."
Valerie: "HR really needs to do something about our frequent work rape situations!"
When you get violated at work, whether it be physically or mentally.
I stayed back to finish some extra work and the boss Desk-Raped me.
Because he was my boss I just sat there and accepted it. My self-esteem has taken a pummelling!
If I want to get violated I just get drunk and go to the local bar...
When a person sitting behind you, often in a desk, reaches their pencil and touches you in the buttock or butt crack with it. Usually they either jab or poke around a bit. This usually is only painful if some lead goes through your clothing and pokes your skin. This is all much to the enjoyment of those sitting around you.
Matt pencil raped me, like five times, in Spanish class yesterday.
Any thought,image,or idea that is mentally disturbing,and you don't want it in your mind.Thus,the idea is raping your mind.(Invented my my friends and I)
1:"Dude,stop giving me mindrape!It's not cool!"
2:Jim and Sarah were talking about their english teacher,but Thomas got mindrape and started banging his head repeatedly on a desk.
something that if it is not for study purposes it is a extreamly dick thing to give. Teachers that give a lot of homework are low life pieces of shit. We are in school for like 8 hours each day after school we are tired and bored. and a teacher is gonna give you more homework as if 8 hours isnt enough to take away and last pride and manhood a person could possibly savage after listening to a stupid gook chink asshole talk about how napolean fucked this guy up the ass and thats how france became a country. Homework has NO point is gay and is wrong low and obnoxious
Mr. Douch bag: im giving u a 25 page homework packet due friday.
HUGH what you think your the only teacher that gives homework, a packet plus others form other classes. FUCK YOUR MOTHER u low life cocksucker what kind of bull shit is that you bitch ass nigga, i dont care what the government says fuck what you heard it's what you hearin, and what you hearin is the sound of my gat click click boom ill blow your 2 inch cock off. motherfucker ill beat the shit out of your wife with my 15 inch cock and gag that bitch by rape, this aint a game motherucker i got a life and im busy douch bag trailor parker. Go back to the trailor park faggot u gay ass drag queen. ima set it off on your family bitch ill flip this desk over and shove this overhead projector up you ass cock sucker. All this after hearing that ho go on about the the faggits in the like fourteen hundreds all i heard was blah blah blah some lozer luie the 15th raped his kid and fucked a dog (wow) or some shit like that i dont care either i got a note for my not done homework. Dear chode go ram you 2 incher up your dogs raging asshole thanks
|6.||The House on Mango Street|
A collection of pointless stories by Sandra Cisneros. Often abbreviated as HOMS, because it is the gayest book in the English language.
Unfortunately, this book has nothing to do with mangos.
Further, there is not a single positive male character in this book, thus clearing explaining why the book is so popular with high school female English teachers everywhere, who teach because they cannot get a husband or boyfriend, and screw thus try (successfully) to have sex with their underage students instead.
The highlight of this book is the chapter Red Clowns, in which the main character is raped by clowns. Yes, this book is so bad that it makes rape funny.
Commonly used as a torture tool by High School English teachers, who often require you to compose your own vignettes. These vignettes generally have no relation to HOMS, and are generally about entirely random topics, such as the rabbit eating flowers outside your window, or what you ate for breakfast this morning (and where it went afterwards).
The best way to break up with someone is to offer them HOMS as a gift, because they will promptly slap you in the face, and beat you down with real mangos.
Mr. T: I pity the fool who has to read The House on Mango Street
Teacher: Hey class! Guess what we're reading today?
Class: Of Mice and Men?
Class: Animal Farm?
Class: To Kill A Mockingbird?
Teacher: We're reading The House on Mango Street!
Class: FUCK!!!! (Two students jump out the window, four panic and run out of the room screaming and wetting themselves, Eight attempt in vain to cut their wrists with pens, pencils, and crayons, and the rest let out a groan so loud, that the entire school winces)
Stupid Child: Does it taste like Mangos?
Teacher: NO. Now I want 19,845 vignettes on my desk by 3 minutes ago.
Class: What are vignettes?
Teacher: Shut up and work, or blow me.
When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.
Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.