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No, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer. A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt. To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women. The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world. These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela. Little Dickie: It doesn't matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. Either she farts or eats boogers.
Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman |
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