Thick frame sunglasses that first become popular in the 90's. Lotes are usually expensive with designer brands like Gucci, Armani and Dolce & Gabbana. Although today they seem to be preferred by women, celebrities such as Notorious B.I.G. made them popular. They are especially popular with southern rappers such as Bun B, Lil Flip, Slim Thug and T.I.

The affected pratice of setting one's features into a certain fixed pose that supposedly reflects the complex inner world of the wearer. Usually committed during the lighting of cigarettes and often consists of an inquisitively furrowed brow, puckered lips, and an overall air of being interesting. Fails to mask the utter vacuity of the face puller who risks inviting a torrent of scorn and verbal abuse down upon his head should his ruse be noticed for what it essentially is: a transparent effort to attract the admiration of peers and possible sexual partners without recourse to a sense of humour or a personality.

Brilliant band fronted by Bright Eyes lead singer Conor Oberst, but has a much louder more agressive sound.

Noun. A special truss designed for vastly overendowed men so that their penis can discretely hang to the side in their pants. Originally designed by Warner Bros. makeup artist Perc Westmore, with input from costume designer Edith Head, to hide movie star Errol Flynn's massive endowment during the shooting of motion pictures. Flynn had complained that strapping his manhood to his thigh threatened to emasculate him during the making of "They Died With Their Boots On." Flynn had been humilated when co-star Ronald Reagan had snapped his strap during a scene with Olivia da Havilland. The cock slip subsequently became standard issue in Hollywood, worn by such stars/heavy-hung wonders as Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, Roddy McDowall, and Willem Dafoe.

The ultimate midsize Irish designer dog. Kicks Irish Setter ass! Started by Ozzie Nelson (the vet) by artificially inseminating a female Irish Wolfhound with the sperm from a male Irish Terrier. They are 50-70 pounds, smart, athletic, and are extremely friendly, but, if anyone messes with you, they have a great instinct for single leg takedowns, by grabbing the shoes or pantlegs, followed by covering the fallen attacker's eyes with their mouth. Usually followed by attacker pissing their pants. Fast, effective, mark free submissions!

A chair conveniently available in some stores that sell fashionable female clothing. The chair allows the male partner of the female shopper to rest his aching legs while he tries not to answer such dangerous questions as: "Does this make me look fat?" and "Which one of these (ugly and bizarre items) looks best?".
A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."

Preps that think they "tawtally rawk HARDD" because they listen to shit mainstream bands like The All-American Rejects, Panic! At The Disco, and Fall Out Boy. They draw broken hearts on their cheeks and wear popped polos. They often mistaken for teeny boppers They contsantly complain about how hard life is because their rich mommies and daddies won't buy them the 60 inch plasma they've been begging for, and at the same time they brag about how spoiled they are and how they only wear 'designer clothes' that cost no less than $120. They also talk about how they don't think about the bad stuff and just live their life to the fullest and how it's nothing but "FUN! FUN! FUN!" for them. They giggle like whores trying to pick up 'emo' guys at the mall. They are terrified of the people in Hot Topic but they say they aren't, and most of them hate Green Day and My Chemical Romance (though they are mainstream). They desperately try to search for underground bands because they don't want to be called posers, but when they are asked what bands they are into they immediately respond "A.A.R., duh! Tyson is sooo LOVE<3" ..."Emo Prep" is the name they've given themselves because they like the 'emo' style but still want to be "cool" "popular" and "liked" by their friends. They usually can't spell and they use quotes in their myspace from other emo kids, though they don't understand them. They also post pictures of themselves wearing a ...