| 1. | Designer Dog | ||
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What irresponsible back yard breeders and puppy mills call mutts and sell for exorbitant amounts of money. These losers are creating another fad that comes at the expense of innocent dogs. Hey is that guy walking a schnoodle or a puggle, you know one of those designer dogs?
Neither, it's a dumbass that paid $1,000 bucks for a mutt that has hip dysplasia. |
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| 2. | designer dog | ||
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Small well-groomed dog carried as an accessory by equally well-groomed woman. May be carried in a handbag, pushed in a stroller or less frequently, on a rhinestone encrusted leash. Frequently seen in upscale shopping malls and clothing boutiques. Can cause cries and gasps of "Soooo cute" from bypassers, retail store personnel and overly friendly salespersons, also usually female but occasionally gay or just trying to make a sale. The astute observer will note the dog's owner basking in the vicarious attention. These cries increase in strength and volume in direct proportion to the number of designer dogs carried, hence many women now sport multiple dogs. Often dressed for the season or holiday in color-coordinated "cute" outfits and matching fur adornments such as bows. May also sport custom "fur cuts". Occasionally high strung and nippy, but more often dull and unaware. Yet another way these dogs resemble their owners. Or is it the other way around? The designer dog is the latest accessory for the well-groomed urban woman.
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| 3. | haute dogs | ||
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"those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"
"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur" "a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner" "a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food." "Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."
"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur. "Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!" |
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| 4. | font savant | ||
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1. Someone (mostly a graphic designer) who knows and recognizes an extraordinary amount of fonts.
2. Anyone who loves and breaths fonts My boyfriend Ethan is a font savant , Whenever we walk our dogs, all he does is name the font used in every sign or storefront we see.
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| 5. | Designer dog | ||
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(1)Any dog which is crossbred with another canine species with other crossbreeders BUT it does not includes dogs that are forcefully BRED IN A "PUPPY MILL" with other dog including inbreeding with the mother dog & any other dog from the same litter.
(2) a type of dog which was formally known as a "Mutt" or "Mongrel". Me & my neighbor decided to go to the Designer Dog business by breeding her Poodle with my Cocker Spaniel.
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| 6. | Cross breed | ||
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This is usauly a dog thing. This is wear a dog is a mix between two different breeds. Some times mixed breeds are classed as different breed and are called designer dogs i.e. a cross between a cocker spaniels and a poodle is a cocker poo, a cross between a labrodor and a poodle is a labrodoole However not all cross breeds are designer dog breeds. Some aren't even recognised as a breed but are recognised as a 'type' of dog these types include the lurcher wich is a cross between a greyhound and another sight hound I have a border collie cross witha cockier spaniel, he completely mental cross breed.
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| 7. | Blobby | ||
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blobby is characterized by people who dont do any activities or who have really stupid activities like tennis , scrapbooking, taking pictures, sending e cards , shopping at expensive stores that sell ugly preppy clothes like polo ralph lauren and lacoste, they of course have a apple laptop, they like the notebook, wear colored ugg boots, would rather hang out with one of their teachers or parents then go to a party, hang out with their freinds much younger siblings that are like 11, they like golf,work on the yearbook, are overly involved in school events, are straightedge, collect shells to put in their scrapbooks, take alot of pictures of everything that happens ever, text their moms on their sidekicks,bake and sew on their weekends, tubing , shopping at rok and lola, working in womens boutique stores as men,being obsessed with the OC, gilmore girls , and other blobby tv shows like Freinds, having tiny dogs that fit in your purse, liking The Notebook, flipflops BLOBBY ABC's
A-apple computers B-Blob C-camera /cotton balls /curtains /cupcakes/ conneticuit / color coded assignment sheets /color coded anything D-designer bags E- e-cards / easter F-facebook / flipflops / fingertips /face wash G-gilmore girls / golf H-honor code I- i am a blob / ipod cases J-Juicy Couture / john mayer / jesse / jelly beans K-Kodak L-lavalamp / leaves pressed into scrapbooks / lampshades / loofas M- mommies / mr.blob / massachusettes / maxi pads N-Notebook / new hampshire O- OC P- Pictures / puffy hair / polo shirts Q- quilts R-Ranney /rok and lola / Ralph Lauren S- scrapbooks /school events / straightedge / siblings / soft rock / starbucks / starfish T-teachers / tubing / tissues U- ugg boots(colored(pink)) V- velvet W- watermelon X- xylaphone Y-yearbook Z- zoloft blob |
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