Moutain House, California was a poor attempt at creating a town in the cow pastures in the San Joaquin Valley next to Tracy. In 2003, a developer began to build a couple of thousand homes in the middle of nowhere. In late 2006, only a few hundred homes were built and sold and new homes were not selling anymore. In 2008, the developer declared bankruptcy and abandoned Mountain House. For teens there is no high school. For any and all Mountain House residents, there are no stores, schools, medical offices, or anything. There is nowhere for a teen to hang out. Nearby towns of Stockton or Tracy are low income/high crime and not a good place to hang out. My friends and I usually go into the beautiful towns of the Bay Area to hang out. We like the Hacienda Crossings shopping center/cineplex in Dublin and although a bit more of a drive, we also go to the really nice, upscale Streets of Brentwood with a digital Rave cinexplex. To make matters worse, the few hundred homes that were bought in Moutain House were bought with Option ARM loans by people without good incomes so most houses are now in some phase of foreclosure. In a couple of years, Mountain House will probably be an abandoned ghost town.
Mountain House always smells like a cow pasture and has nothing to do and no services. It is like living in the middle of the desert. Why couldn't my parents buy in a nice San Francisco Bay Area town like Livermore or Brentwood?
This refers to the way that all of the rich, spoiled, white kids from North Scottsdale try to talk black/crunk/thuggin, even though none of them are black or have ever even seen a hood.
A conversation between two Scottsdale residents using 'dale speak:
"Yo G, you wanna run up ta Kierland and tear dat shit up, gangsta g style?"
"Hell's yeah! Dat shit be crunk! My Pops lettin me borrow his ZX5 BMW. You know we gonna get some hos!!!"
A Scottsdale, Arizona gang. The gang originated from Desert Mountain High School and has not really moved much past that. What the 4 or so members lack in reputation, is made up for in their attitude. Their attitude, of course, is strictly bro. They are often seen attempting to come off as black and from the hood, which if they step out of their parent's hummers and into phoenix, they will be immeadiatly shot.
90K member: "I'm so BA that I shot my dad's gun at the Scottsdale Gun Club!"
Other 90K member: "Your so hood!Let's go listen to techn9ne and cruise around in my mom's escalade!"
A Bro; Socal Trash; Broseph, Dude-Bro, Bromore...
This species of usually white sometimes hispanic male can be found in consentrated herds in southern california. Areas in the "valley", Anywhere inbetween Barstow, Victorville, Apple Valley, San Dimas Covina/West Covina, Anahiem, San Bernadino, Fontana...etc
A dead giveaway that you have spotted a bro if you can smell the AXE body spray from the lifted Dodge/Ford next to you. They often refer to women as "Ho's" "B*tches" "cunts" "dick practice". Bro's also pride themselves in their "im such a dick!" attitude. It's kind of a way of setting themselvs apart from the rest of us who might actually have some respect for traffic laws, women, and the general public. Thats right, it's kind of hard to hold a conversation when the BRO next to you is blaring that annoying I hate everything especially my parents and my ex girlfriend music, or whatever music that makes them feel like such a "badass" and sound from his truck is shaking your car.
Bro's wear wonderfully matching clothes, it actually looks like their little sister wanted to play dress-up but whatever. Flat-Bill Caps, Wife-Beaters, those retarded looking skaters shoes that make it look like your feet are like 4 inches long, high black socks, Dickies pants or shorts, never less than 4 peircings, usually have facial hair (goatee, beard) the fat bro's dig the beard hides the fat face and gives them a more "look at me! i'm a hardcore biker lookin guy. Ya! im such a DICK!" Tatt...