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Desecrated Toilet 

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.
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desecrate 

To have contempt for or show disrespect for something that someone holds sacred or holy. To violate the sacredness of something. To defile something holy.
Do not desecrate the children's graves. To desecrate the ancient Native American's cave drawings should be harshly punished.
desecrate by strand November 19, 2013

defacated 

To void feces from the bowels.
I was so scared I defacated my pants!
defacated by Randor August 12, 2005

desecrate 

To profane, divert from sacred purpose.
The desecration of the depiction of the top religious leader.
desecrate by Larstait November 14, 2003

desiccated 

The Flowers dropped onto the surface of Mars by the crew of the Nickola Tesla spacecraft rapidly became desiccated.
Flowers Mars desiccated
desiccated by @thedocwho2 January 8, 2019

Descalated 

Person 1: Wow this party just got really sad all of a sudden...

Person 2: That descalated pretty quickly...
Descalated by patelni14 October 14, 2012

defacated pantaloons 

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants
eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him