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nw suburb of chicago. pretty much the most boring suburb ever. mostly white and hispanic, with just about every other minority as well. home of the first mcdonald's. city with one of the nation's most delays due to trains.
"I'm going to rescue my friend from Des Plaines tonight. I hope i don't get stopped by a train!"
by chicagochik November 26, 2007
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The 2nd largest ghetto in northern Cook County, after Rolling Meadows. Home to the first (ninth) McDonalds, but it's not like anyone gives a shit.
"Hey, let's take a vacation in Des Plaines!" - No one ever
by stoneburnerer March 30, 2013
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Guzman.Grape.Get Some.
get song guzman.des plaines,word
by weedface May 18, 2009
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