Noun
1. An individual who embodies the adjective, 'derpy'. They appear clumsy, stupid, and lost while doing normal daily activities. The term is derived from "Goldilocks", the female character in The Three Bears who clearly doesn't know her stuff.
The staff working at the deli didn't know where anything was and take ridiculously long making everyone's sandwiches; the line didn't move for 10 minutes

"Why does this place only hire derpylocks?"
by noideasforausername October 18, 2012
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